Winter blues got you down? Tired of being cooped up indoors?  Weather the storm with punny thoughts.  Works for me.  This time I’m taking on the universe.   Planet – Better to do it ahead. Apogee – I’m sorry. Basalt – Advice from your cardiologist. Corona – Last I heard, it was still in Queens. […] Read more…

Count me among the chaste minority. I’m embarrassed to admit it, but I have not read Fifty Shades of Grey. Not a big deal you say smugly. Well, that’s easy for you to say. You out there who have wallowed in porn and titillation for the past four years; you who have waited breathlessly for […] Read more…

Seems our readers like puns.  Well so do I.  And this week I’m taking on beauty shops in an attempt at ‘dryer’ humor. Ouch!  Hope you have as much fun as I did.  Thanks for reading. ********************************************************************************* Beauty Parlance Salon … What Columbus said when he spotted land. Shampoo… Way better than the real kind. […] Read more…