The Urban Dictionary defines an elitist as “A person who believes that they are superior to others (and thus deserves favored status) because of their intellect, social status, wealth, or other factors.” Do you qualify as a member of this exclusive group of people?  Take the following quiz and find out: 1. Select your […] Read more…

  I saw it in the Want Ads … or wish I had. Harriet Posnak Lesser blows the lid off classified ads. Enjoy!  – ed. ROUND THE CLOCK CABLE NEWS STATION now hiring proofreaders for streaming video. Must have super spelling skills. Send resumay and celery rekwirements to vidio editour.  ATTENTION LIQUOR COMPANIES.  Major TV […] Read more…

  Disclaimer, in case you couldn’t tell:  NSFC (Not Safe for Children), but funny. (And this is how you do humor. Just sayin’) – ed. *** Georgey, Porgey, pudding and pie Kissed the girls and made them cry And much to his embarrassment He was charged with sexual harassment *** There was an old woman […] Read more…