I’m a genuine Yankee Doodle Dandy. Like the Declaration of Independence, I was signed, sealed and delivered on the Fourth of July. And that makes me special. The entire country celebrates my birthday … the firecrackers, parades and barbecues are all in my honor. My parents told me that a long time ago and they […] Read more…

Hollywood’s love affair with comic books is hotter than ever as superheroes continue to break summertime attendance records at movie houses. But not all of our old faves have been as well received as Captain America and Spider Man. Check out the following sad but true cautionary tale: I saw him outside the unemployment office.  […] Read more…

Herewith an addendum to my astronomy article for those interested in astrology. There is a difference. Happy reading and heaven help us. – H.P.L. HOROSCOPE … A collection of scary stories. ELLIPSE … Don’t be contherned. He’ll outgrow it. CONSTELLATION … Try eating more fiber. STAR SIGN … Justin Bieber autographed my driver’s manual. PLANET […] Read more…